Happy Singleness Awareness Day (SAD Day)

I'm still single so I can be bitter about it.

Here are some does and don'ts for singles on this SAD day.
Does:
1. Go for a walk in nature.
2. Buff up at the gym.
3. Stay home and eat whatever you want.
4. Watch a horror flick.
5. Wander around your neighborhood (or campus) with a waterballoon launcher and plenty of waterballoons.

Don'ts:
1. Go to the movie theater.
2. Go out to dinner.
3. Go to any mall with hearts of flowers showing.
4. Send a card to someone (Could be your last SAD day if you do).
5. Tag along with a friend on his/her date.

Happy SAD day everyone.

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